Random Things To Make Life Better - Generic Hack

Sunday, November 16th, 2008

Todays post is kind of random because well I’m pretty much in a bad mood.  Ya see I’m a Redskins fan and as I’m writing this they are losing to the Cowboys and I’m about to get 12 phone calls from people who randomly became bandwagon Cowboys fan over the past 2 years.  This brings me to my first tip.  Don’t route for crappy teams.   When you cheer for teams that are bad like the Redskins and yes I am a fan they just suck even when they are good so it pisses me off.  Seriously I don’t think they have blown a team out in 8 years.   Almost every game is close.  I mean it’s like they adjust how good they play to match whoever they are playing.  Sorry about that rant but I’m mad.   So the first tip to make life better is to either don’t cheer for a crappy team or don’t take sports seriously at all.  Honestly I don’t know why I care so much it’s not like I’m effected at all whether they win or lose yet I care.

BUT my Alma mater James Madison University just clinched their Conference title and get an automatic Bid into the playoffs.  Plus we are still #1 in the country for I-AA so GO DUKES!

The second tip is more of a way to help yourself recover from being pissed off about something and to make yourself feel better about your life.  One way to do this is to read the questions that people post in Yahoo Answers.  There are some of the most ridiculous questions I have ever read and I really question the up and coming generations when I read them.  Has human kind really gotten that dumb?  Let me post a few of the examples I have read in literally the past 3 minutes.

Why do I feel a thousand times better after drinking Monster Energy Drink?

White People: Why do you listen to rap music?

How would you react if I ran across your front lawn screaming “NARNIA”?

Have you ever dug up a dead body from the grave yard?

Like I said… ridiculous.  These are kind of mild to the ones that get going as the night gets later.  But point being if you ever want to get a good laugh definitely hit up the Yahoo Answers and if you are bored answer a few it’s fun and gives you something to do.  Another thing to do when you get bored is to read the craigslist personal ads.  Some of them will CRACK YOU UP.  Caution: Parental advisory on some of those personals sheesh people are crazy these days.
Okay well thats about it for today.   Tomorrow is Tuesday so there will be a new Save Money by Saving Energy post for you all to indulge in.  I think I’ll go with the top 10 ways to save water since last week everyone seemed to love the other top 10 list.

Wednesday will be a new awesome software that will make your computer life easier.  I’m thinking maybe iPhone App Creation?  Sounds fun and can get your blog/website some free traffic.

Thursday will be… actually I don’t know what Thursday will be because I haven’t thought that far ahead yet.

But anyway enjoy your Monday, check out Yahoo Answers and craigslist personals if you need a good laugh and see ya Tuesday I start my new job today which will probably drive me crazy because I hate talking on the phone and this is a Help desk job.

I’ll leave you with this assignment:  Answer the following in comments :)  Did you see the Jeff Dunham Christmas special on Comedy Central last night?  Do you have a favorite sports team?  Which ways do you use the internet to get over a crappy day?

Jeff Dunham and Peanut - Endorphins Hack

Thursday, November 13th, 2008

For those of you who haven’t heard of Jeff Dunham well let’s just say he’s a really funny dude.  He’s a ventriloquist and well I think I’ll let you watch and make a decision.  So here it is.  Jeff Dunham and his friend Peanut.

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

Well that’s all cya monday

Can’t Cook? Here’s a Great Easy Meal! - Dinner Hack

Wednesday, November 12th, 2008

Need a great dinner idea?  One with a little kick for him or a little less spice for her?  Look no further than this great dinner idea.

Dear Ryan,

My name is Jim but my friends’ call me Jimbo so I guess you can too.  I have a problem!  I can’t cook to save my life but my wife said she thinks it’s sexy when I cook.  It’s makes me feel like less of a guy to cook but she likes it so I’m willing to give it a try.  Have any recipes’ that even a guy like me could cook?

Your confused friend in the kitchen
~Jimbo

Well Jimbo believe it or not I have a solution for you.   I hope you don’t have heartburn because this recipe can be a hot one.

I don’t know if you will believe this either but man I love to cook!  I don’t know why but I am really good at it.  No recipes or anything I just throw stuff together and wah bahm it’s awesomeness.  But I definitely love to keep it simple, tasty, and add keep the manliness in it.  Yup you guessed it were going to be cooking with fire!  Grillin, the man’s kitchen!

Okay this recipe is for some amazin Spicy Buffalo Ranch Chicken Sandwiches.  O yes mm mm mm.

Here’s what ya need:

• Hoagie buns - The onion kind add a nice flavor but not good if you want to make out after dinner
• Boneless Skinless Chicken Breasts << about $6 if you get them on special
• Swiss cheese or I guess cheese of choice as long as it doesn’t stink
• Buffalo Hot Sauce - I recommend Franks Hot Sauce for Buffalo Wings tastes great and not many calories.
• Creamy ranch dressing
• Lettuce for on top of the sandwiches
• While your there grab a bag of waffle or curly fries for a side
• If you really want to kick it up a notch grab some lettuce, shredded cheese, croutons and bacon bits and have a salad with it too.

Preparation:

1. If you got frozen chicken your going to want to thaw it out because grilling frozen chicken is no fun.
2. Get out the french fries and pre heat the oven.
3. Cut the hoagie buns in half while you wait if not all ready cut
4. Stick the fries in the oven.  Follow the directions on the bag even a guy can follow them.
5. Throw those chicken breasts on the grill and grill em up.  You’re a man Jimbo so you should know how to grill but if you don’t I normally cook them about 5 minutes on each side and that gets em pretty good.  Do low heat for best results unless you want extra burnt chicken.
6. Turn off the grill and let it sit for a second.
7. Throw the cheese on the chicken so it can kind of melt while it’s hot. Do 7 & 8 at the same time.
8. Then throw the hoagie buns on there with middle sides down so you can get them a little bit toasted or not if you prefer them not to be.  I prefer them to be.

Well the rest is pretty simple.  Take the chicken in, grab the fries, build your own sandwich putting on as much hot sauce and ranch dressing on there as you want.  Grab the fries and serve them with it.

Sound simple enough Jimbo?  I tried to keep it manly for you by at least using the grill even though you’re doing the cooking for that night.

You may want to add a lot of hot sauce to your sandwich so you can speed up your metabolism.  You need to burn off those 3 beers you drank while outside grillin.

Well that about does it.  That’s a simple dinner idea that even a guy can do.  So guys if you want to surprise or ladies you want the night off here is your chance

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